Whatsapp Status – Best Whatsapp Status For Whatsapp

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Funny WhatsApp status:

I am not #useless, I can be used as a bad example.

Son- “Dad, Can You Write In The #Dark?”
Dad- “I Think So. What Is It You #Want Me To Write?”
Son- “Your Name On This #Report Card.”

Patient: #Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug #before you drink.

Headmaster: I’ve had #complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing?
Johnny: Nothing, sir.
Headmaster: #Exactly.


Son: Dad, what is an #idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a #person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t #understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.

Funny Whatsapp Status In English:

Santa was caught for speeding and went before the #judge.
The judge: What’ll you take 30 #days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I’ll take the #money.
Q: Why was Santa #writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an #entrance exam.

When everything is going #right in life, then go left just for fun!

Silent people have the #loudest minds and the best hearts

Your #beautiful smile is the key to my beautiful heart

Beauty #lies in the face, not in mind. Be beautiful inside too.

Funny Whatsapp Status Attitude:

#Knowledge cannot replace amazing friendship and love. I’d rather be an idiot, I’d rather be #stupid than lose you.

When the angels ask me when I’m #dead what I most #loved in my life, I’ll say only you.

Every time you text me my #cheeks hurt from smiling!

Never trust your heart #because it’s on the right side and that’s where it shouldn’t be.

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