Funny WhatsApp status:
I am not #useless, I can be used as a bad example.
Son- “Dad, Can You Write In The #Dark?”
Dad- “I Think So. What Is It You #Want Me To Write?”
Son- “Your Name On This #Report Card.”
Patient: #Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug #before you drink.
Headmaster: I’ve had #complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing?
Johnny: Nothing, sir.
Son: Dad, what is an #idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a #person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t #understand him. Do you understand me?
Funny Whatsapp Status In English:
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the #judge.
The judge: What’ll you take 30 #days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I’ll take the #money.
Q: Why was Santa #writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an #entrance exam.
When everything is going #right in life, then go left just for fun!
Silent people have the #loudest minds and the best hearts
Your #beautiful smile is the key to my beautiful heart
Beauty #lies in the face, not in mind. Be beautiful inside too.
Funny Whatsapp Status Attitude:
#Knowledge cannot replace amazing friendship and love. I’d rather be an idiot, I’d rather be #stupid than lose you.
When the angels ask me when I’m #dead what I most #loved in my life, I’ll say only you.
Every time you text me my #cheeks hurt from smiling!
Never trust your heart #because it’s on the right side and that’s where it shouldn’t be.